Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Facebook ... haven for morons

From one of my Facebook "friend's" pages:

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he see's you reading it, he faints.
When he see's you living it, he flees.
And just when you are about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.
I just defeated him. Copy & paste this if you are in God's Arm
Boo-yah

I'm at a loss for words. You can't make stuff like this up. Facebook and Christianity ... a match made in idiot heaven.

2 comments:

  1. "And when you're done
    He just gets back up
    Again and again and again

    We cannot more clearly demonstrate
    That our theories simply don't work
    Because after more than two millennia
    Of these good works
    He's

    Still

    Around."

    the end. ;-)

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  2. He-he. Well played.

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