Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Mouth of Sauron



Least suprising news of the day:

Fox anchor named Bush press secretary

... and in other news, birds fly and the sky is blue. Is it just me ... but I thought Fox News already was the White House Press Office? Is this what you would call a lateral move? :-)

These people truly have no shame.

7 comments:

Laura said...

at least his experience at Fox has prepared him for slinging bullshit for a living.

Did you hear how his acceptance was contingent on his being able to help with deciding policy??? Since when has a press secretary decided policy??

Jeff said...

Oh changing the press secretary was one hell of a shakeup in the white house.

dbackdad said...

Laura,

I read that today. Sounds a bit bizarre to me. Kinda gives you some idea of the egos at Fox if they think they're that important.

Jeff,

Yeah, next they'll change the caterer or something. Oooooh. :-)

greatwhitebear said...

They won't change the caterer. If he hasn't poisoned Bush by now, he's probably the most trustworthy person in the administration.

greatwhitebear said...

BTW, great post title!

Isabella di Pesto said...

What is it with the Faux news guys and their HUGE heads? Brit Hume, and Tony Snow. Are they descended from Xenu?

dbackdad said...

From So I Married an Axe Murderer -- "Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick! I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." :-)